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Dos personas van a cenar a un restaurante, y le piden al camarero de primero una sopa de tortuga. Pasa el tiempo y la sopa no llega. Intrigados, le preguntan al camarero por la sopa y este les responde: - Veran, es que la tortuga se ha escondido en el caparazon y no hay forma de matarla. Uno de los comensales se levanta dicendo: - Quite, quite, que esto lo arreglo yo en un momento. Se dirige a la cocina, coge la tortuga, se remanga un brazo de la chaqueta, y le mete un dedo por el culo. La tortuga pega un grito (creo que son mudas), y saca la cabeza. El tio, con el otro brazo le pega un golpe de karate en la nuca, y dice: - Ve que facil. El chef esta soprendido, y le pregunta donde aprendio esta tecnica, y le contesta: - Es que yo soy el mayordomo de Pujol, y soy el encargado de ponerle las corbatas.

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