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Un hombre después haber perdido hasta la camisa en Las Vegas va y coge un taxi, y al arrancar este, el hombre dice: -Perdí todo! No tengo dinero! Pero te voy a dar mi número de licencia de conducir! Mi numero de tarjetas de crédito, mi dirección! Te voy a dar toda mi información.! Y llegando a casa te voy a enviar el triple de lo que me vas a cobrar! -Queeee? si no traes 15 dolares te devuelvo al hotel y allí te bajas! -Pues hazlo! porque no tengo 15 dolares! Perdí todo! (El taxista gira lo deja en el hotel y vuelve a estacionar su taxi en la línea). El hombre al bajar del taxi se encuentra a un amigo y le expone su caso y este inmediatamente saca la cartera y le presta una buena suma de dinero. El hombre va a la linea de taxis y empieza a abordar uno por uno con la misma petición! -Te doy 100 dolares por que me lleves al aeropuerto! Pero me tienes que chupar la polla al llegar alli. Bajate de mi taxi pevertido desgraciado! Es la respuesta de todos hasta que llega al taxi de "su amigo" el que se negó a llevarlo y a este le dice: Vale. Llévame al aeropuerto aquí tienes tus putos 15 dólares. Al arrancar el taxi lentamente, el hombre con una gran sonrisa y sacudiendo el puño cerrado en señal de triunfo pasa por la línea de taxistas que incrédulos ven como su compañero lleva al pervertido al aeropuerto.

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